kids say the darnest

over dinner, roque was animatedly relating to dad the events of the day before.

roque: we went to the supermarket yesterday, dad.
dad: what did you buy there?
roque: creams!
dad: ice cream?
roque: creams! (his favorite sandwich cookies)
dad: oh!
roque: and then i had to go up to make wee-wee. the alligator had buttons and i pressed them.
dad: huh?
roque: the alligator opened and then we went in. and then it closed. and then we went up where i made wee-wee.
dad: ?????
mom (to the rescue): you mean elevator!
roque: ohhh, yes! elevator.
dad: so you made wee-wee?
roque: yes, and i shake (you know, his thingy...) at the end of my wee-wee.
dad: did you go inside the boys' room?
roque: yup! the boys' room.
dad: you went inside the boys' room with mom??!?
roque: uh... um... oh no. it was the girls' room... heh-heh, sorry!
dad: heh-heh!
roque: and then when i finished wee-wee, we went again to the alligator.